3 years ago • 11 notesTo be fair, I tried to remove these people’s last names to give a sense of decency to this whole thing or whatever, ‘cause God bless these people and whatever their problems are… but I don’t know either one of them and I’m not sure who this Mike character is and if I know him IRLsies or if he reads Defamer or this blog or whatever. Maybe he’s from Tumblr, I don’t know. But either way, since everyone’s quite freely expressing their feelings about your situation tonight, I feel like I need to tell you Mike (hoping you’re reading this) that 1) I don’t like how your friend Celene handled this publicly and 2) EASY on the Facebook relationship updates. “It’s Complicated” looks creepy as it is, but when you go from “It’s Complicated” to “Single”, everyone knows it’s cause you couldn’t pull the fucking trigger. Or you got dumped, which is also embarrassing. I know this isn’t high school, but let’s face it: Once you hit your mid-20s and people from your childhood are having freaking weddings on The Cape, it almost gets worse then getting dumped via a note written in jelly pen after second period Italian Level 2, ya know? Suddenly you have to start handling shit more gracefully because you don’t wanna lose your rep with your homies, basically. So keep that shit tight. Keep it close. You only need to touch that “save” button once in a blue moon when you meet a person that you like, KNOW IN ADVANCE that you want to make it work with… because putting it out there for everyone from your former co-workers to your second cousins to see makes you vulnerable and it sets off bells in the minds of crazies. I don’t need to explain the second part of the last sentence because really awesome people already know what I mean.
Anyway, I think what I just said is all pretty fair.
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